Scottish Deep Thoughts

Thinking about the cleaning lady having the hots for me is territory that I do not want to explore. I think she is just a bit unbalanced and, hopefully, acts this way with everyone. Disturbingly, she does give me odd things though. The current list of items stands at:

week-old newspapers
a cookbook
department store catalogues
foot lotion (wtf!)
a gag "Scottish passport"

Uh, thanks crazy cleaning lady.