Scottish Deep Thoughts

I volunteered to humiliate myself this weekend. The Primary school puts on a fun day, which includes a friendly competition amongst a few groups from the community (fire dept, police dept, grocery store and the high school). Normally, this team consists of all teachers but this year I was the only one daft enough to volunteer so 3 senior students were recruited. The events are typical "fun day" events with a Scottish twist: Haggis putt, Tartan Tosser, Tug-o-war, a slippery pole climb and a very curiously named event called "porridge face". I spent the day with my "clan" getting our flag and costumes ready. Bring on the humiliation...